[mOiOz]

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT​

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT (One of my favourite Oldies!)

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which, without missing a beat the flight attendant replied, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

 

[UNIT1000]

hooray

 

[Dennis]

Another beaty, I have not seen that one before.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

 

[JTeyssier]

Funny. Good one...!

 

[StarTrekker]

I love it

 

[Luckyus]

An oldie, but very true? Years ago I sailed with these lads which we knew as Homo's but they preferred the term queens or their camp name. So if say that I sailed with Marilyn Monroe or Shirley Bassey or such but mostly just their camp names were used, after a few days even passo's would call by their camp names. Nothing funnier than a Sod's opera.

 

[Gazman]

Whether an oldie or not, a bloody goodie!

 

[Leenie]

Keep. The laughs coming

 

[etphhome]

I haven’t heard that one before. What a rippa, still laughing

 

[Gunpark]

That is an oldie, but still a goodie.

 

[Reet]

Michael lived in a Dublin neighbourhood where most of the residents were, like him, over the age of sixty and consequently they tended to look out for each other, paying particular attention to any strangers in the area. One day when Michael's daughter, who was visiting, shouted upstairs to tell him that there were three men in next door's garden, he went straight to the window to investigate.
He was puzzled by what he saw. "I can only see two" he shouted down to his daughter.
"Two what?" she replied. "Two men."
"What do you mean, dad?"
"You said there were three men in next door's garden. Where's the other one?"
"No, dad," sighed the daughter. "Your hearing must be getting worse. I said there were tree fellers in next door's garden."

 

[Dennis]

Michael lived in a Dublin neighbourhood where most of the residents were, like him, over the age of sixty and consequently they tended to look out for each other, paying particular attention to any strangers in the area. One day when Michael's daughter, who was visiting, shouted upstairs to tell him that there were three men in next door's garden, he went straight to the window to investigate.
He was puzzled by what he saw. "I can only see two" he shouted down to his daughter.
"Two what?" she replied. "Two men."
"What do you mean, dad?"
"You said there were three men in next door's garden. Where's the other one?"
"No, dad," sighed the daughter. "Your hearing must be getting worse. I said there were tree fellers in next door's garden."

Good one, reminds me of an old one, Paddy and his father were walking through the woods when they saw this notice on this tree trunk, Tree fellers wanted, Paddy said to his dad pity Shaun is not with us else we could have applied for the job.

 

[UruauP]

Cracker.