[mOiOz]

THE FIREMAN RINGS

A firefighter, came home from work one day and told his wife,
"You know dear, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

From now on when I say,
Bell 1, I want you to strip naked.
When say Bell 2, I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say Bell 3, we are going to make love all night."
His wife thought it was a bit strange but also kinda kinky, so she agreed.

The next night he came home from work and yelled,
"Bell 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "Bell 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "Bell 3!", they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled "Bell 4!"
"What the hell is Bell 4?" asked the husband.
The wife said, "Roll out more hose. You're nowhere near the fire."

 

[Dennis]

THE FIREMAN RINGS

A firefighter, came home from work one day and told his wife,
"You know dear, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

From now on when I say,
Bell 1, I want you to strip naked.
When say Bell 2, I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say Bell 3, we are going to make love all night."
His wife thought it was a bit strange but also kinda kinky, so she agreed.

The next night he came home from work and yelled,
"Bell 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "Bell 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "Bell 3!", they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled "Bell 4!"
"What the hell is Bell 4?" asked the husband.
The wife said, "Roll out more hose. You're nowhere near the fire."

A good one today, how many ladies ring bell 4. Dennis R 's Morning Pun. Why was the computer so tired when it arrived home. Because it had a hard drive.

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

As if all of those lovely fireman’s wives would answer the call

 

[Jillsie]

Loved it, I have never called out Bell 4, might try that !

 

[mOiOz]

Loved it, I have never called out Bell 4, might try that !

Just be careful that he doesn't think you're having an affair with Balfour...!.

 

[Squizzy1]

THE FIREMAN RINGS

A firefighter, came home from work one day and told his wife,
"You know dear, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

From now on when I say,
Bell 1, I want you to strip naked.
When say Bell 2, I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say Bell 3, we are going to make love all night."
His wife thought it was a bit strange but also kinda kinky, so she agreed.

The next night he came home from work and yelled,
"Bell 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "Bell 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "Bell 3!", they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled "Bell 4!"
"What the hell is Bell 4?" asked the husband.
The wife said, "Roll out more hose. You're nowhere near the fire."

"Ring My Bell" is a 1979 disco song written by Frederick Knight and recorded by Anita Ward. The song was originally written for then eleven-year-old Stacy Lattisaw, as a teenybopper song about kids talking on the telephone

 

[Barbara V]

THE FIREMAN RINGS

A firefighter, came home from work one day and told his wife,
"You know dear, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

From now on when I say,
Bell 1, I want you to strip naked.
When say Bell 2, I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say Bell 3, we are going to make love all night."
His wife thought it was a bit strange but also kinda kinky, so she agreed.

The next night he came home from work and yelled,
"Bell 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "Bell 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "Bell 3!", they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled "Bell 4!"
"What the hell is Bell 4?" asked the husband.
The wife said, "Roll out more hose. You're nowhere near the fire."

Good one

 

[Gazman]

THE FIREMAN RINGS

A firefighter, came home from work one day and told his wife,
"You know dear, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

From now on when I say,
Bell 1, I want you to strip naked.
When say Bell 2, I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say Bell 3, we are going to make love all night."
His wife thought it was a bit strange but also kinda kinky, so she agreed.

The next night he came home from work and yelled,
"Bell 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "Bell 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "Bell 3!", they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled "Bell 4!"
"What the hell is Bell 4?" asked the husband.
The wife said, "Roll out more hose. You're nowhere near the fire."

LMAO

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

THE FIREMAN RINGS

A firefighter, came home from work one day and told his wife,
"You know dear, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

From now on when I say,
Bell 1, I want you to strip naked.
When say Bell 2, I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say Bell 3, we are going to make love all night."
His wife thought it was a bit strange but also kinda kinky, so she agreed.

The next night he came home from work and yelled,
"Bell 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "Bell 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "Bell 3!", they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled "Bell 4!"
"What the hell is Bell 4?" asked the husband.
The wife said, "Roll out more hose. You're nowhere near the fire."

Lol, what a naughty wife! doesn't she know his hose can't put out any more fire in her! Hahaha.

 

[Thr fonz]

THE FIREMAN RINGS

A firefighter, came home from work one day and told his wife,
"You know dear, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

From now on when I say,
Bell 1, I want you to strip naked.
When say Bell 2, I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say Bell 3, we are going to make love all night."
His wife thought it was a bit strange but also kinda kinky, so she agreed.

The next night he came home from work and yelled,
"Bell 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "Bell 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "Bell 3!", they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled "Bell 4!"
"What the hell is Bell 4?" asked the husband.
The wife said, "Roll out more hose. You're nowhere near the fire."

Good one