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The Fight
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar.
The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks,
"What in the world happened to you, buddy?"
The guy says "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore."
"Yeah," says the bartender. "What did she do?"
"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"
