[Skipton]

The Fastest Man In The World​

Three boys are talking in the playground.
The first boy says, "My Dad's the fastest man in the world."
"How do you know that?" ask the other boys.
"Because he can fire a bow and arrow and run and catch it!"
"That's nothing," says the 2nd boy.
"My Dad can fire a gun and run and catch the bullet!"
“That's nothing says the 3rd boy, my Dad works for the Council,
he finishes at half four but he's in the house by two."

 

[Jarred Santos]

The Fastest Man In The World​

Three boys are talking in the playground.
The first boy says, "My Dad's the fastest man in the world."
"How do you know that?" ask the other boys.
"Because he can fire a bow and arrow and run and catch it!"
"That's nothing," says the 2nd boy.
"My Dad can fire a gun and run and catch the bullet!"
“That's nothing says the 3rd boy, my Dad works for the Council,
he finishes at half four but he's in the house by two."

Well at least no one's wife was spreading the rumour

 

[Dennis]

The Fastest Man In The World​

Three boys are talking in the playground.
The first boy says, "My Dad's the fastest man in the world."
"How do you know that?" ask the other boys.
"Because he can fire a bow and arrow and run and catch it!"
"That's nothing," says the 2nd boy.
"My Dad can fire a gun and run and catch the bullet!"
“That's nothing says the 3rd boy, my Dad works for the Council,
he finishes at half four but he's in the house by two."

Dennis R's Morning pun. What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera- bottom

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

It’s so true about council workers I have known may over the years and they all do the same as boy 3 it starts from the hob mobs and and goes all the way down to the parks and gardens The only employees that hang out for overtime are the garbo’s

 

[CP-ANN PEARCE 7623]

The Fastest Man In The World​

Three boys are talking in the playground.
The first boy says, "My Dad's the fastest man in the world."
"How do you know that?" ask the other boys.
"Because he can fire a bow and arrow and run and catch it!"
"That's nothing," says the 2nd boy.
"My Dad can fire a gun and run and catch the bullet!"
“That's nothing says the 3rd boy, my Dad works for the Council,
he finishes at half four but he's in the house by two."

Hahaha good one

 

[mOiOz]

The Fastest Man In The World​

Three boys are talking in the playground.
The first boy says, "My Dad's the fastest man in the world."
"How do you know that?" ask the other boys.
"Because he can fire a bow and arrow and run and catch it!"
"That's nothing," says the 2nd boy.
"My Dad can fire a gun and run and catch the bullet!"
“That's nothing says the 3rd boy, my Dad works for the Council,
he finishes at half four but he's in the house by two."

Deserves the Gold-plated Medal...!

 

[Mina vriesekolk]

Council workers , yeh , there always jokes about them .And that is everywhere , always jokes about them Wherever you live in the world

 

[Ladyjay]

Two o’clock drunks club

 

[Hrynpa]

The Fastest Man In The World​

Three boys are talking in the playground.
The first boy says, "My Dad's the fastest man in the world."
"How do you know that?" ask the other boys.
"Because he can fire a bow and arrow and run and catch it!"
"That's nothing," says the 2nd boy.
"My Dad can fire a gun and run and catch the bullet!"
“That's nothing says the 3rd boy, my Dad works for the Council,
he finishes at half four but he's in the house by two."

Very funny and true I think