The Fairy
While hiking in the woods, I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.
"I wish to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "That is the only wish that I'm not allowed to grant."
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Parliament is filled with honest,
hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act
only in the people's best interests!"
"You crafty little bugger," replied the fairy.