[Catherines]

The Expensive Gift​

A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.
She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email.
Boss's wife read the email and filed for divorce.
The email says:
"Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has an extraordinarily smooth flow and a firm stroke.
Initially, its tip had to be licked to bring it to working order. I loved its perfect size and grip.
Felt like I was in heaven when using it. I've always desired it and you fulfilled my wish. Thanks a lot"

Moral: A "space" is an essential part of English

To this expensive gift ‘joke’ my comments are: The secretary should have re-phrased her sentence to read “thank you for the pen you gifted to me. It is wonderful”, and the rest of her writing would have been in order.

 

[Pink lion]

To this expensive gift ‘joke’ my comments are: The secretary should have re-phrased her sentence to read “thank you for the pen you gifted to me. It is wonderful”, and the rest of her writing would have been in order.

True, but how could she then state her intention so well? For her to embellish her story in this way to me, feels definitely provocative and is a novel way of saying, she feels attracted to him. Should he have responded with anything related to a staff meeting, it could have no doubt escalated ha ha ha