[Luckyus]

The Executions​

An American, Brit, and an Aussie are about to get executed in Russia.

The executioner approaches the American prisoner and says, “How would you like to die? By firing squad, hung by the neck, or on the electric Chair?”

“I’ll take the chair” the American says.

So he gets strapped into the electric chair.

When they flip the switch, nothing happens! In Mother Russia, such an act of divine intervention means you get released.

As the American prisoner is being led away he passes the Brit, who’s getting pulled up next, he whispers to him, “The electric chair isn’t working!”

The executioner approaches the British man and says, “How would you like to die? By firing squad, hung by the neck, or on the electric Chair?”

“I’ll take the chair.” the Brit says.

So he gets strapped into the electric chair.

When they flip the switch, nothing happens! And he also gets released.

As the British prisoner passes the Aussie who’s getting pulled up next, he also whispers, “The electric chair isn’t working!”

The executioner approaches the Aussie man and says, “How would you like to die? By firing squad, hung by the neck, or on the electric Chair?”

“Well crikey, mate! The electric chair isn’t working, so firing squad I guess!”

 

[Veggiepatch]

The Executions​

An American, Brit, and an Aussie are about to get executed in Russia.

The executioner approaches the American prisoner and says, “How would you like to die? By firing squad, hung by the neck, or on the electric Chair?”

“I’ll take the chair” the American says.

So he gets strapped into the electric chair.

When they flip the switch, nothing happens! In Mother Russia, such an act of divine intervention means you get released.

As the American prisoner is being led away he passes the Brit, who’s getting pulled up next, he whispers to him, “The electric chair isn’t working!”

The executioner approaches the British man and says, “How would you like to die? By firing squad, hung by the neck, or on the electric Chair?”

“I’ll take the chair.” the Brit says.

So he gets strapped into the electric chair.

When they flip the switch, nothing happens! And he also gets released.

As the British prisoner passes the Aussie who’s getting pulled up next, he also whispers, “The electric chair isn’t working!”

The executioner approaches the Aussie man and says, “How would you like to die? By firing squad, hung by the neck, or on the electric Chair?”

“Well crikey, mate! The electric chair isn’t working, so firing squad I guess!”

Should have been an Irishman or a blonde....

 

[Littleboy8]

The Executions​

An American, Brit, and an Aussie are about to get executed in Russia.

The executioner approaches the American prisoner and says, “How would you like to die? By firing squad, hung by the neck, or on the electric Chair?”

“I’ll take the chair” the American says.

So he gets strapped into the electric chair.

When they flip the switch, nothing happens! In Mother Russia, such an act of divine intervention means you get released.

As the American prisoner is being led away he passes the Brit, who’s getting pulled up next, he whispers to him, “The electric chair isn’t working!”

The executioner approaches the British man and says, “How would you like to die? By firing squad, hung by the neck, or on the electric Chair?”

“I’ll take the chair.” the Brit says.

So he gets strapped into the electric chair.

When they flip the switch, nothing happens! And he also gets released.

As the British prisoner passes the Aussie who’s getting pulled up next, he also whispers, “The electric chair isn’t working!”

The executioner approaches the Aussie man and says, “How would you like to die? By firing squad, hung by the neck, or on the electric Chair?”

“Well crikey, mate! The electric chair isn’t working, so firing squad I guess!”

 

[Luckyus]

Should have been an Irishman or a blonde....

Can't win all the others were I'ves been getting is I'm picking on the Irish or Blondes too much. Having said whatever happed to the Aussie ablility to laugh at it's own foibles! is it soething else we've lost the Woke phucks?.