The English lesson

Teacher: ''Give me the opposite of this sentence,
''Children in the dark make mistakes.''
Student: ''Mistakes in the dark make children.''

Teacher: ''Get out!''
This is a cheeky one so beware before reading it, Every Friday this teacher used to go round the class and give each child a word and asked the child what the definition was, he asked little Johnny what was the definition of indifferent, Little Johnny thought for a while and said indifferent, the teacher said how can indifferent be the answer, Johnny said I heard mum and dad in bed last night and mum said that's better and dad said it is in different.
 
Sounds like it should've been a little johnny joke. nice little giggle.
 
This is a cheeky one so beware before reading it, Every Friday this teacher used to go round the class and give each child a word and asked the child what the definition was, he asked little Johnny what was the definition of indifferent, Little Johnny thought for a while and said indifferent, the teacher said how can indifferent be the answer, Johnny said I heard mum and dad in bed last night and mum said that's better and dad said it is in different.
Lol, Not clever little Jonny again! Hahaha.
 

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