[Luckyus]

The Elderly Couple​

An elderly couple, who were both widowed,
had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends,
they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old fellow sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered


'Is that one word, or two?'

 

[paulamc52]

An elderly couple, who were both widowed,
had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends,
they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old fellow sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered


'Is that one word, or two?'

 

[paulamc52]

Very good I'm still laughing. Keep it up,gets those Endorphins going. Thanks.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

I think that's a brilliant question! HAHA

 

[Gazman]

The Elderly Couple​

An elderly couple, who were both widowed,
had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends,
they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old fellow sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered


'Is that one word, or two?'

He was hoping for two words, thought he would need Viagra didn't he?

 

[Dennis]

The Elderly Couple​

An elderly couple, who were both widowed,
had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends,
they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old fellow sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered


'Is that one word, or two?'

A very

The Elderly Couple​

An elderly couple, who were both widowed,
had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends,
they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old fellow sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered


'Is that one word, or two?'

The old man was not slow in coming forward. Dennis R's Morning Pun, What can you hear but not see and only speaks to when spoken to? An echo.

 

[Observer]

Very clever

 

[TrixieLovesTigers]

Hahahaha

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

The Elderly Couple​

An elderly couple, who were both widowed,
had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends,
they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old fellow sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered


'Is that one word, or two?'

Lol, what a naughty man "in frequently" that would be great for a sexual relationship! Hahaha.

 

[Lauren]

I like that one, very funny.

 

[Ezzy]

An oldie but goodie.

 

[Mina vriesekolk]

Love that one , clever

 

[Shedguy]

He was hoping for two words, thought he would need Viagra didn't he?

Not necessarily