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The Dolphin Trainer
A senior crashed his car into a Ferrari. The owner of the Ferrari jumps out and confronts the old man and says,
“Give me $10,000 cash or you'll be sorry you crossed me!”
The old man replies, “Woah, wait buddy, I don’t have that much money, but let me call my son - he trains dolphins.”
The old man dials his son. As he is about to speak, the owner of the Ferrari yanks the phone out of his hand and says,
“So you train dolphins? Well, your old man just hit and damaged my car. You bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna whoop his and your ass."
The son answers, “Okay, give me 15 minutes and I’ll be there.”
In exactly 15 minutes, the son pulls up in a Jeep. He jumps out and slaps the expensive car owner about a bit,
then walks over to his father and says,
“Dad, for the last time - I train Navy SEALs, not dolphins.”
