[Luckyus]

The Cruise​

A bloke went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and things were very tight, but that he would see what he could do. A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and said he could now get them onto a three day cruise.

The bloke agreed and went to the drugstore to buy three Dramamine's and three condoms. Next day, the agent called back and said that he now could book a five day cruise.

The bloke said, "I'll take it, " and returned to the same pharmacy, to buy two more Dramamine's and two more condoms. The following day, the travel agent called yet again and said he could now book an eight day cruise. The guy agreed, and went back to the drugstore. He asked for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.

The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said,

"Look, if it makes you sick, why do you keep doing it?"

 

[Jarred Santos]

The Cruise​

A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and things were very tight, but that he would see what he could do. A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and said he could now get them onto a three day cruise.

The guy agreed and went to the drugstore to buy three Dramamine's and three condoms. Next day, the agent called back and said that he now could book a five day cruise.

The guy said, "I'll take it, " and returned to the same pharmacy, to buy two more Dramamine's and two more condoms. The following day, the travel agent called yet again and said he could now book an eight day cruise. The guy agreed, and went back to the drugstore. He asked for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.

The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said,

"Look, if it makes you sick, why do you keep doing it?"

You have to give it to the bloke, at least he's responsible

 

[Gazman]

You have to give it to the bloke, at least he's responsible

Just because he's got em, doesn't mean he gets to use them.

 

[Janet g]

Just because he's got em, doesn't mean he gets to use them.

Maybe he was a Boy Scout and wants to be prepared

 

[Barbara V]

Hmmm

 

[Mina vriesekolk]

This is a very old one !

 

[Luckyus]

This is a very old one !

They are all old.

 

[Luckyus]

You have to give it to the bloke, at least he's responsible

Like taking a bath with your socks on?

 

[Jarred Santos]

Just because he's got em, doesn't mean he gets to use them.

Fair enough @Gazman

Maybe he was a Boy Scout and wants to be prepared

For all sorts of things, by the looks of it @Janet g, !

Like taking a bath with your socks on?

More or less, @Luckyus