[Observer]

The County Agricultural Show​

My wife and I went to the County Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at the breeding bulls.

We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said:

THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ….

Smiled and said,

“He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week”.

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said:

THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, “WOW~~That's more than twice a week! ………

You could learn a lot from him”.

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said:

THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,

“That's once a day You could REALLY learn something from this one”.

I looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow”.

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and the doctors say I should eventually make a full recovery.

 

[Ian D]

Old bull And young bull were standing on top of the hill looking down on a herd of cows, the young bull said to the old bull - how about we race down there and knock off a couple of those cows?
The old bull said to the young bull - how about we walk down and do the lot!