[Not too old]

The Confessional​

Three young Irish boys, Paddy, Mick and Ewan go to confession, but as the local Priest is a very strict, they draw straws to see who goes in first. Paddy loses.
In he goes and kneels down.
"Yes says the booming voice of Father O'Malley" "Bless me father, It's been a while since me last confession and I've been mucking around with a lass from the village."
"Have ye now says Father O'Malley, well was it Mary Fitzpatrick?" "No father says Paddy." "Was it Sharon O'Connor?" "No Father" "Well then was it Maureen Flaherty?" Paddy replies, "No Father, it weren't none of them."
Father O'Malley says, " Well for Penance then I want ye to be saying 3 Hail Mary's, 3 Our Fathers and don't be messin with the lasses in the village do ye hear me lad?"
Paddy says "Yes Father" and leaves the confessional.
His two mates are anxiously waiting to hear the outcome and ask with trepidation, "How did ye go Paddy, how bad was it in there?" Paddy replies, 'It weren't too bad really, not too bad at all, I got 3 Hail Mary's, 3 Our Fathers and 3 good prospects."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Three young Irish boys, Paddy, Mick and Ewan go to confession, but as the local Priest is a very strict, they draw straws to see who goes in first. Paddy loses.
In he goes and kneels down.
"Yes says the booming voice of Father O'Malley" "Bless me father, It's been a while since me last confession and I've been mucking around with a lass from the village."
"Have ye now says Father O'Malley, well was it Mary Fitzpatrick?" "No father says Paddy." "Was it Sharon O'Connor?" "No Father" "Well then was it Maureen Flaherty?" Paddy replies, "No Father, it weren't none of them."
Father O'Malley says, " Well for Penance then I want ye to be saying 3 Hail Mary's, 3 Our Fathers and don't be messin with the lasses in the village do ye hear me lad?"
Paddy says "Yes Father" and leaves the confessional.
His two mates are anxiously waiting to hear the outcome and ask with trepidation, "How did ye go Paddy, how bad was it in there?" Paddy replies, 'It weren't too bad really, not too bad at all, I got 3 Hail Mary's, 3 Our Fathers and 3 good prospects."

Stop giving Paddy ideas, Father O'Malley!

 

[Dennis]

Should go to confession more often than he would never run out of prospects. Here Is a joke you might not have heard before, this man and woman are in bed when the front door slams, the woman says quick grab your clothes and go and hide in the wardrobe in the next bedroom my husband is home early from work, as the man hides in the wardrobe a little voice says isn't it dark in here, that is my mother in there and if you do not give me some money I will tell my father you are here, the man says I will give you $5 the little boy says that's not enough so the rate goes to $10 then $20 then the man says here is $50 that is all I have, Next morning mum is taking little Willy to the shops and he puts on a bit of a tantrum saying he wants a bike, she says we cannot afford to buy you one so little Willy says I have $50 towards one, his mother after many attempts to find out how Willy got the $50 said right I am going to take you to the church and put you in the confessinal and you will have to tell the priest where you got the money from when Willy was inside he says isn't it dark in here and the priest said do not start that again.

 

[Lutzy]

The genius of the Irish, love that one .