[Cheb]

The collar​

A little boy got on a bus, sat next to a man reading a book and noticed he had his collar backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a Priest, said, "I am a father."
The little boy replied, "My Daddy is also a father, but he doesn't wear his collar like that."
The Priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am a father of many."
The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way !"
The Priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the father of hundreds," and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,
"Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar !!"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A little boy got on a bus, sat next to a man reading a book and noticed he had his collar backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a Priest, said, "I am a father."
The little boy replied, "My Daddy is also a father, but he doesn't wear his collar like that."
The Priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am a father of many."
The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way !"
The Priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the father of hundreds," and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,
"Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar !!"

HAHAHAHHA! Cheeky little boy

 

[Shanti]

Good one

 

[Sunshine247]

Out of the mouth of babes