[Cheb]

The cleaning lady​

A cleaning woman was applying for a new position.
When asked why she left her last employment, she replied,
Yes sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place
I ever worked. They played a game called Bridge, and last night lots of folks
were there. As I was about to bring in the refreshments,
I heard a man say, "Lay down and let me see what you've got.'
Another man said, "I've got strength but no length."
Another man said to a lady, "Take your hand off my trick."
I pretty near dropped dead just then, when the lady answered,
"You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for one raise."
Another lady was talking about her protecting her honour,
and two other ladies said, "Now it's time for me to play
with your husband and you can play with mine."
Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving,
I hope to die if I didn't hear someone say,
"Well, I guess we'll go home now,
that was the last rubber."

 

[Jarred Santos]

The cleaning lady​

A cleaning woman was applying for a new position.
When asked why she left her last employment, she replied,
Yes sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place
I ever worked. They played a game called Bridge, and last night lots of folks
were there. As I was about to bring in the refreshments,
I heard a man say, "Lay down and let me see what you've got.'
Another man said, "I've got strength but no length."
Another man said to a lady, "Take your hand off my trick."
I pretty near dropped dead just then, when the lady answered,
"You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for one raise."
Another lady was talking about her protecting her honour,
and two other ladies said, "Now it's time for me to play
with your husband and you can play with mine."
Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving,
I hope to die if I didn't hear someone say,
"Well, I guess we'll go home now,
that was the last rubber."

You have to give it to them --- they were practicing safe and responsible bridge

 

[Macarj]

The cleaning lady​

A cleaning woman was applying for a new position.
When asked why she left her last employment, she replied,
Yes sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place
I ever worked. They played a game called Bridge, and last night lots of folks
were there. As I was about to bring in the refreshments,
I heard a man say, "Lay down and let me see what you've got.'
Another man said, "I've got strength but no length."
Another man said to a lady, "Take your hand off my trick."
I pretty near dropped dead just then, when the lady answered,
"You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for one raise."
Another lady was talking about her protecting her honour,
and two other ladies said, "Now it's time for me to play
with your husband and you can play with mine."
Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving,
I hope to die if I didn't hear someone say,
"Well, I guess we'll go home now,
that was the last rubber."

So naive

 

[Joyem]

Great joke, laughed a lot!

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

This joke must’ve been back in the day or maybe she just had a bad mind

 

[John Lalor]

The Cleaning Lady should check before she applies for her next job that her prospective employer does not play bridge otherwise she will be in the same predicament

 

[Wandiwa]

Bridge & Sex.

 

[John Lalor]

Bridge & Sex.

Hahaha

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

The cleaning lady​

A cleaning woman was applying for a new position.
When asked why she left her last employment, she replied,
Yes sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place
I ever worked. They played a game called Bridge, and last night lots of folks
were there. As I was about to bring in the refreshments,
I heard a man say, "Lay down and let me see what you've got.'
Another man said, "I've got strength but no length."
Another man said to a lady, "Take your hand off my trick."
I pretty near dropped dead just then, when the lady answered,
"You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for one raise."
Another lady was talking about her protecting her honour,
and two other ladies said, "Now it's time for me to play
with your husband and you can play with mine."
Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving,
I hope to die if I didn't hear someone say,
"Well, I guess we'll go home now,
that was the last rubber."

Lol well she should have joined in the game Lol she could have learnt alot Hahaha