[Fisherman2320]

The Classy Nursing Home​

With their ailing mother needing constant medical supervision, a family decided to bring her to a very expensive and caring nursing home for a day to try it out.
The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay but after a while she slowly started to lean over sideways in her chair.
Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her out. Again, she seemed okay but after a while she started to tilt to the other side.
The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning, with the dedicated nurses making sure the old woman didn't fall.
Later, the family arrived to see how she was adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they asked.
"It’s very nice," she replied. "Except they won’t let you fart."

 

[Dennis]

Ho Dear, she will be soon floating up in the air,

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands.

 

[Joyem]

That joke has been around the hills many times, changed a little to an old man.

 

[keninnsw]

She should have "turned the other cheek"

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

The Classy Nursing Home​

With their ailing mother needing constant medical supervision, a family decided to bring her to a very expensive and caring nursing home for a day to try it out.
The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay but after a while she slowly started to lean over sideways in her chair.
Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her out. Again, she seemed okay but after a while she started to tilt to the other side.
The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning, with the dedicated nurses making sure the old woman didn't fall.
Later, the family arrived to see how she was adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they asked.
"It’s very nice," she replied. "Except they won’t let you fart."

Lol, I understand now why the nurses where doing what they did. Hahaha.

 

[Veggiepatch]

The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast.

Too many baked beans, maybe?

 

[Viellarde]

She should have "turned the other cheek"

She was trying.