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The City Slicker And The Amateur
A city slicker was touring the outback when he stopped at a country hotel for a counter lunch. He asked one of the locals what the fellows around there did for entertainment.
Local: “Well, I chew hammer heads. Claw
hammers, sledge hammers, I chew ‘em up. I’ll show you what I mean.”
He picked up a claw hammer, bit off a piece of the head, chewed it up, and swallowed it.
City slicker: “That’s incredible! You should get your own show on TV. You could start off with steel fence posts, and
progress to railway lines. You’d make a fortune.”
Local: “No, I’m not interested in making money. You see, I’m strictly a hammer chewer!”
