[mick.idgaf]

The Christmas Tree​

 

[Observer]

Nearly gettin there. Least I know what to expect.!!!!

 

[Veggiepatch]

Eight months and 11 days and counting. Can I be your Christmas tree?

Nah forget it! I'm rooted!

 

[Dennis]

At my age 94 the ornaments are nearly dropping off the tree.


Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did all the bowling pins go down. Because they were all on strike. There will be no pun tomorrow. I wish Peace and Goodwill to all our members and their families.

 

[Brassmonkey1938]

When old Fred walked into the common room at the nursing home one morning, Maude said "Fred, your fly is undone", I wouldn't worry about that said Fred, a dead bird never falls out of the nest.

 

[Observer]

When old Fred walked into the common room at the nursing home one morning, Maude said "Fred, your fly is undone", I wouldn't worry about that said Fred, a dead bird never falls out of the nest.

That's different

 

[WADuck]

At my age 94 the ornaments are nearly dropping off the tree.


Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did all the bowling pins go down. Because they were all on strike. There will be no pun tomorrow. I wish Peace and Goodwill to all our members and their families.

and to you too Dennis and thanks for the laughs this year. (80 year old tree.)

 

[SirExton]

The Christmas Tree​

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Still lot's a sap in mi wood and mi balls are not brass monkeys yet!! Ho! Ho! Ho! A Very Merry Christmas to all! Santa Ox

 

[larkin_lot]

Its better to be an expert with dagger than a mad man with a sword (size dose not count)

 

[Veggiepatch]

Its better to be an expert with dagger than a mad man with a sword (size dose not count)

It's not the flick of the dick that does the trick but the throb of the nob that does the job....

Someone is going to pull me up one of these days!

 

[Mikeyboy2012]

The Christmas Tree​

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So not true...thank you very much! Humph!

 

[Observer]

It's not the flick of the dick that does the trick but the throb of the nob that does the job....

Someone is going to pull me up one of these days!

I thought this but wasn't game to say it The first time I read that one was about 26 years ago

 

[Luckyus]

The Christmas Tree​

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An oldie, but a goodie and I know the feeling?. Sometimes you have to go feeling for them just to give them a scratch?.

 

[Observer]

An oldie, but a goodie and I know the feeling?. Sometimes you have to go feeling for them just to give them a scratch?.

No so much the scratch but just to ensure they haven't dropped off.

 

[Ezzy]

At 71 my pecker is still green, just can't find a nest. Other 1/2 not interested.

 

[Observer]

At 71 my pecker is still green, just can't find a nest. Other 1/2 not interested.

I hear you at 63

 

[Veggiepatch]

At 71 my pecker is still green, just can't find a nest. Other 1/2 not interested.

Why can't I get GANGREEN out of my mind?

 

[Observer]

An oldie, but a goodie and I know the feeling?. Sometimes you have to go feeling for them just to give them a scratch?.

Used to say to my wife occasionally when I had an urge to scratch, "Looks like it's going to rain"

 

[Dennis]

It's not the flick of the dick that does the trick but the throb of the nob that does the job....

Someone is going to pull me up one of these days!

As we used to say in the army it is not the size of the weapon that matters it his how well you use it.

 

[Veggiepatch]

Used to say to my wife occasionally when I had an urge to scratch, "Looks like it's going to rain"

Was that a ploy to make your wife look up into the sky while you have a sly scratch?

Oh and Merry Christmas young fella!