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The Chimpanzees
A blonde driver was about two hours from San Diego,
when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "Do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck.
My problem is, I've got two chimpanzees in the back, that have to be
taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already,
so I don't want to keep them on the road all day.
Could you possibly take them to the Zoo for me?
I'll give you $100.00 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
So, the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat
of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts,
and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart
of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!!!
There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands
with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes, he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
"What are you doing here? he demanded.
"I gave you $100.00 to take these chimpanzees to the Zoo!"
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde.
"But we had some money left over, so now we're going to Sea World."
