[Skipton]

The Chicken Farmer​

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was
going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer.
He bought a nice, used chicken farm and moved in.
As it turned out, his next door neighbour was also a chicken farmer.
The neighbour came for a visit one day and said,
"Chicken farming isn’t easy. Tell you what.
To help you get started, I’ll give you 100 chickens."
The new chicken farmer was thrilled.
Two weeks later the neighbour dropped by to see how things were going.
The new farmer said, "Not too well. All 100 chickens died."
The neighbour said, "Oh, I can’t believe that.
I’ve never had any trouble with my chickens. I’ll give you 100 more."
Another two weeks went by and the neighbour stopped by again.
The new farmer said, "You’re not going to believe this,
but the second 100 chickens died too."
Astounded, the neighbour asked, "What went wrong?"
The new farmer said, "Well, I’m not sure whether
I’m planting them too deep or too close together."

 

[Bob’s Buddy]

Stupid but oh so funny.

 

[Suzy Q]

No sorry not funny

 

[Dennis]

No body could be that stupid.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.

 

[Winksie]

Funny as, I didn't see that coming.

 

[Gunpark]

Re, Dennis R's, at the bottom of what?

 

[Dennis]

Re, Dennis R's, at the bottom of what?

Re, Dennis R's, at the bottom of what?

Re, Dennis R's, at the bottom of what?

Re, Dennis R's, at the bottom of what?

Declaration of Independence

 

[Macarj]

Declaration of Independence

And you just said no one could be that stupid

 

[Ian Pott]

Good one Dennis, funny and clean

 

[UruauP]

I know someone like that!

 

[Crestwood96]

Some mothers do have them