[Luckyus]

The Chemist​

The other day I went over to a nearby Chemist. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacist’s Counter is located.
I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.
The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.
I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"
As I'm a senior citizen...I guess the pharmacist just went along with me.
He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.
When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “HELL NO! "
So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"
Well, I can never go back to that Chemist, but I really don't care though, because they aren'’t very friendly there anyway!