[Luckyus]

The Celebration​

John asks his wife Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th anniversary.

"Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks.

"Not really," says Mary.

"Well how about a new Mercedes sportscar?" says John,

"No," she says.

"What about a new vacation in the country?" he suggests.

She again says "Nothanks."

" Well what would you like ?" asked John.

"John, I'd like a divorce," she says.

"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that Much," John said.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

The Celebration​

John asks his wife Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th anniversary.

"Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks.

"Not really," says Mary.

"Well how about a new Mercedes sportscar?" says John,

"No," she says.

"What about a new vacation in the country?" he suggests.

She again says "Nothanks."

" Well what would you like ?" asked John.

"John, I'd like a divorce," she says.

"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that Much," John said.

Lol poor John. Well, I hope he grants her. Her wish, no use spending the rest of your life with her. Hahaha

 

[margie]

 

[Jarred Santos]

Spite and despair: more cost effective than just breaking things off

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

Drum Roll then—I wasn’t expecting to pay that much

 

[Stinker]

Funny, I don’t think so.
Stinker