[Fisherman2320]

The Bus Driver​

A bus driver was driving a whole tour bus of elderly men and women down a highway. As he was driving one of the little old ladies tapped him on the shoulder to offer him a handful of peanuts that he gratefully accepted.

15 minutes pass and she comes back with another handful of peanuts. This happens about five more times. The bus driver finally decides to ask her, “Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?” She replied and said “We have no teeth so we aren't able to chew them.”

Confused, he asks, “If you can't chew them, why do you buy them?” She replied “We get them just for the chocolate around them. We love it!”

 

[Tervueren]

Saw that joke on the tv show "Mrs Brown's Boys" except the poor local Priest was eating the offered nuts when she said that she only got them for Grandpa as he liked the chocolate! lol

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Made me laugh!

 

[Joyem]

I've heard this one before when on a tour in NZ

 

[Big G]

It's an oldie - heard it in many scenarios