The Brazilian!
Paddy is fitting a kitchen in a posh house
when the woman of the house asks him
if he would like something to drink.
Paddy accepts and soon after the woman
brings him a mug of coffee.
''Excellent coffee to be sure,'' says Paddy.
''Thank you'' says the woman, ''My husband
bought it back from Brazil.''
''That's great,'' says Paddy, ''and it's still warm as well.''