The Boyfriend
Daughter to Father:
"Dad, there is something my boyfriend said to me that I didn't understand.
He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."
the 16 year old said.
Father's response:
"Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil
with his dipstick, then I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights
will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe !"