[Luckyus]

The Blind Man​

A blind bloke goes into David Jones on the end of his guide dog's frame. As he gets to the middle of the store he lays the frame down on the back of the dog and feels his way to the tail. He turns around holding the tail with the dog's head pointing away from him. He starts to turn and the dog starts to run sideways with him until the dog is completely off the ground and the blind man gradually turns faster and faster until the dog is spinning at head height. The manager approaches the swirling pair and ducking as the dog sweeps past his head he taps the blind man on the shoulder.
“Can I help you?”says the manager.
“No thanks, I'm just having a look around.”