[Fisherman2320]

The Barber and a Client​

A guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?" Again, the barber looks around at a shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half".

The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."

In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here?" "To your house."

 

[Emmy Im12]

The Barber and a Client​

A guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?" Again, the barber looks around at a shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half".

The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."

In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here?" "To your house."

 

[TrixieLovesTigers]

Uh oh

 

[LeahI]

Um, I don't get it

 

[chinkapook]

I don't get it

 

[thomas]

Um, I don't get it

I wonder what he would be doing at the barber's house when he knows the barber will be "tied up" at work, think about it

 

[Knackers]

Um, I don't get it

You might not "get it"..... but the barber's wife probably did!....LOL....!!

 

[LeahI]

I wonder what he would be doing at the barber's house when he knows the barber will be "tied up" at work, think about it

Ohhhh.

 

[Tiaura]

The Barber and a Client​

A guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?" Again, the barber looks around at a shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half".

The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."

In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here?" "To your house."

Sorry, don’t see the joke

 

[Littleboy8]

Sorry, don’t see the joke

He was having sex with his wife behind his back get it

 

[Veggiepatch]

You might not "get it"..... but the barber's wife probably did!....LOL....!!

As funny as the joke!

 

[Tiaura]

He was having sex with his wife behind his back get it

Aahhhh … Thank you

 

[Barbara V]

Aanother rehash, new jokes please

The Barber and a Client​

A guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?" Again, the barber looks around at a shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half".

The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."

In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here?" "To your house."

 

[Littleboy8]

Aanother rehash, new jokes please

So where are your jokes

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

The Barber and a Client​

A guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?" Again, the barber looks around at a shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half".

The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."

In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here?" "To your house."

Lol, He's been fooling around the barber's wife! The clever bastard! Hahaha.

 

[Macarj]

Um, I don't get it

Really

 

[LeahI]

Really

Yes really! I asked a question to which I have received the reply.
Why is this comment required?

 

[Tygie]

 

[Vinylted]

Um, I don't get it

Oh, poor Leahl needs educating?

 

[Ezzy]

Sorry to see some of our members didn't get the joke, but you can be sure that customer sure did.