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The Axe Handle
A fellow was walking through the bar of a country hotel, when he accidentally bumped an elbow of a man standing at the bar, causing him to spill his beer.
This big guy grabbed him by the arm, threw him over his shoulder, and says:
“That was judo from Japan.”
The little fellow climbed to his feet, and the guy gives him a chop on the jaw with his open hand, and says: “That was karate
from Korea.”
The little fellow crawls out the door, comes back a few minutes later, and gives the big guy a whack on the back of his head. He turns to the other men at the bar, and says: “When your smart alec mate wakes up, tell him, “That was an axle handle from the back of my ute.”
