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The Accident
A couple are driving along a road when they run over a badger. The man gets out and finds that although injured the badger can be saved so he picks it up and carries it to the car.
Him - Quick, open the boot and I'll put it in and we'll take it to a vet.
Her - You can't put it in the boot, all our food shopping is in there.
Him - Ok, we'll put it on the back seat.
Her - No all my new clothes are on the back seat.
Him - Well I'll just have to sit it on your lap then.
Her - But its all wet and smelly.
Him - I don't think the badger will mind!
