That's as far as I got too
A well dressed city biker, strides in to a gritty tavern deep, in the outback of Western Australia.
He makes his way to the bar and spots an old weathered biker sitting with his arms crossed staring at a bowl of chili, lost in thought.
After sitting quietly for a while, the city biker can't resist and asks "If you are not going to eat that, do you mind if I do?"
The grizzled biker, turns his head slowly, eyes still distant, and simply says "Naaah Go ahead."
Without hesitation, he slides the bowl over, grabs a spoon, and starts wolfing down the chili, savoring each bite.
He's nearly finished when he spots something unexpected - a dead mouse at the bottom of the bowl.
Horrified, he instantly vomits the chili back in to the bowl.
The old biker, still calm as ever, looks at him and says, "Yep, that's as far as I got too!!"