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Terrible Accident

Paddy says to Mick,
‘’Have you heard the news?
Three cliff walkers have fallen to their death!’’
‘’Unbelievable,’’ says Mick,

‘’I can’t believe that they all had the same name!’’
 
That does happen. Years ago, where I worked, we started (2 of us) at 05:30 on Monday mornings. On the whiteboard I would put my initials and the initials of the other early starter. On this occasion the other employees' initials were SOC. Lo and behold a different employee came up to me and said "I guess I'm starting early on Monday". When I said why, his reply was because it's you and some other c..t.
 
Oirish jokes are always pretty funny. From the guy who drowned a vat of Guinness. They gave up after they pulled him out three times.
 
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