[Ivory]

Temptation or Diplomacy?​

A wife leaned into her husband and purred,
“Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
The husband shook his head, “Nope.”
She slowly unbuttoned her blouse, reached into her lace push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled $20 bill.
He grinned. “Nice trick.”
Then she teased, “Ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?”
He gulped, “No…”
Off comes the skirt. Out comes a crumpled $50 from her lace panties.
Now he’s sweating in anticipation of what's coming next.
Then she leans in and whispers,
“Ever seen $50,000 all crumpled up?”
He practically shouts, “NO - BUT I’D LOVE TO!”
She pauses, gives him an apologetic look, and says,
“…Go look at our Mercedes in the garage.”

 

[Observer]

heheheh
I'll pay that one

 

[Gazman]

Noice

 

[Catherines]

There’s only a small amount of money in our garage!! - a Hyundai Santa Fe.

 

[Suzanne rose]

 

[Suzanne rose]

There’s only a small amount of money in our garage!! - a Hyundai