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Vella Gonzaga

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Who remembers telegrams? Before phones were common, telegrams were the quickest way to send news. You’d fill out a form at the post office and pay, and a telegram boy on his bike would deliver it. Do you still have old telegrams? We’d love to see them here.
 
Telegrams used to be a fun part wedding breakfasts, some very raunchy! Has anything taken their place?
 
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I dont have the original, but a "telegram" at weddings, read out by the best man was " Don't buy you bed from ....,they stand behind everything they sell."
 
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A telegram I remember from my own wedding was
“ Don’t spring on the inner spring this spring or next spring you’ll have offspring “.
 
I still have the telegram I received for my first teaching appointment with the NSW Department of Education in 1982. I retired as a principal in 2021 after a long, enjoyable and rewarding career (which I miss). It went past too quickly!
 
I remember one wedding telegram that read,,,Congratulations felicitations salutations and jollifications with expectations of multiplications without complications. I remember this telegram because I sent it.
 
I remember one wedding telegram that read,,,Congratulations felicitations salutations and jollifications with expectations of multiplications without complications. I remember this telegram because I sent it.
weren't you clever. I wonder how you would go at Scrabble. ;) 😍
 

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