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Taxidermist
A Guy Walks Into A Bar In West Virginia And Orders A White Wine.
All The Hillbillies Sitting Around The Bar Look Up From Their Beer And Whiskey, Expecting To See Some Pitiful Yankee From The North.
The Bartender Says, _"you Ain't From Around Here, Are Ya?"_
The Guy Says, _"no, I'm From Canada ."_
The Bartender Says, _"what Do You Do In Canada ?"_
The Guy Says, _"i'm A Taxidermist."_
The Bartender Says, _"A Taxidermist? What In The Hell Is A Taxidermist? Do You Drive A Taxi?"_
_"No,"_ Says The Canadian _"I Don't Drive A Taxi, I Mount Animals."_
The Bartender Grins And Hollers, _"it's Okay Boys. He’s One Of Us."_
