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Tattoo Parlour
Young woman goes into the tattoo parlour and asks for
aportrait of Elvis on her inner thigh, after removing
her skirt and knickers the tattooist goes to work when
he's finished the woman isn't happy so he does another
portrait of Elvis on her other inner thigh, the woman
is still not happy and refuses to pay, so the tattooist
says I'll grab the first person off the street, and if
they don't recognize Elvis then the tattoos are free.
A little old lady is walking past the shop so the
tattooist asks her to to take a look at the tattoos
and tell who they are,the young spreads her legs and the little
old lady takes a good look, after several minutes she turns
and says to the tattooist, I don't know who the twins are
but the the one in the middle is Anthony Albanese.