[Luckyus]

Take Heed​

A woman accompanies her husband to a doctor’s visit. After the checkup, the doctor calls only her into his office. “The outlook isn’t good,” he tells her.


“Your husband is under a tremendous amount of stress. If you don’t do exactly what I tell you, he may not survive to see the end of the month. Each morning, make him a nice healthy breakfast. Do the same for lunch and dinner. Always be in a pleasant mood around him and keep his spirits up. Don’t burden him with chores or stress him with the details of your day. At night, if he’s up for it, agree to any request for sexual pleasure. If you do all those things, he’ll live a long life.” On the way home, the husband asks his wife what the doctor said to her in the closed-door meeting.


She replies, “You’re going to die.”

 

[Ivory]

Very sound interpretation from my perspective

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What's easier to give than receive? Criticism.

 

[Leenie]

Honesty is. The best policy .

 

[magpie1]

Life can be like that !!

 

[onet61]

She should have told him the full story from what the doctor said and let him know if she up for it or not

 

[Reet]

Wendy was extremely proud of her first baby so when her mother came to stay she suggested that she might like to see the baby have its bath. Afterwards, Wendy asked her mother what she thought of the baby.
"Oh, it's a lovely baby." said the mother, "but tell me, is it a boy or a girl?"
"Have you lost your glasses?" laughed Wendy.
"No, dear," replied the mother, "but I have lost my memory."

 

[Milica]

She should have told him the full story from what the doctor said and let him know if she up for it or not

She already came to the decision of not doing anything the Dr suggested, that's why she gave him that answer, if it was the other way round i'm pretty sure the man may have followed Dr's orders!_!

 

[UNIT1000]

tipigal

 

[Brumbies]

Boy he is in trouble now, it soooo funny

 

[zoeandsheba]

Oh boy, what a way to end life!!