[Skipton]

Tact!​

So, the wife and I were in town shopping...
And as we came out of a store, three girls aged between 18 and 20 walked by,
wearing tiny, cropped tops and short short skirts.
One of them, a tall blonde, had really fantastic, long, toned and tanned legs.
I gently nudged my wife and said, "I bet you wish you still had legs like that!".
She got really upset with me...
In fact, I could still hear her sobbing as
I wheeled her up the ramp into the next store.