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Swiss Bank Account
An American enters a Swiss bank with a giant,
heavy sack in each of his hands.
He goes to the teller, brings his face close to the glass and whispers,
"I have two million dollars with me.
I urgently need to open a secret Swiss bank account!"
The Swiss bank teller replies in a normal volume,
"Sir, there's no need to whisper.
Poverty is nothing to be ashamed of in Switzerland."
