[Luckyus]

Suspicion​

The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:

‘The tender one’

‘The amazing one’

‘Lady of my dreams,

She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother.

Then she called the second number to which his sister replied.

When she dialed the third number her own phone rang.

She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband,

so she gave him her whole month’s salary to make up for it.

Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as

‘Uncle Mike the mechanic’

 

[Dennis]

Denni s R's Morning Pun, Why should you never fight an Echidna? Because it will always win on points.

 

[Buchanfarmer]

I recall finding a car load of Chinese tourists parked outside my stockyard paddock. They saw an Echidna and were trying to dig it out. I saved the Echidna and put it in my arms while they patted it. Then took it to an ants nest so it could feed. It was like a cow in clover. First it was captured then released at an ants nest. Echidna’s feed on ants, so this one had a feast.
lesson - teach visitors with respect, but wildlife with more respect.

 

[Buchanfarmer]

I recall finding a car load of Chinese tourists parked outside my stockyard paddock. They saw an Echidna and were trying to dig it out. I saved the Echidna and put it in my arms while they patted it. Then took it to an ants nest so it could feed. It was like a cow in clover. First it was captured then released at an ants nest. Echidna’s feed on ants, so this one had a feast.
lesson - teach visitors with respect, but wildlife with more respect.

That Echidna was at my stockyard for many days. I always gave it a pat, it’s quills went up and down, nit the protective tight diwn. I guess it recalled our encounter

 

[Reet]

Denni s R's Morning Pun, Why should you never fight an Echidna? Because it will always win on points.

Dennis you've done it again. This is really good!

 

[UNIT1000]

did yoy git the tool fixt

 

[Reet]

Question: To what do you attribute your long life?
Answer: To the fact that I haven't died yet!

 

[Dennis]

Each birthday is one more one less.