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Susie is a prostitute

Susie is a prostitute who doesn't want her gran to know. One day Police raid the brothel & line up the girls outside.The gran walks past & sees her.Quick thinking Susie tells her its a queue for free oranges, so her gran joins the queue. When the Police get to gran, they're surprised & ask her 'how do u do it at your age?'

she replies, I take my teeth out, peel back the skin & suck 'em until they're dry.
 

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