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Sumo Kamikaze
Three men, a Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping off the top of a building.
The Scot jumped off and shouted "God save Scotland!"
The English man jumped off and shouted "God Save England!"
The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted "God save the the poor bastard who I land on!"
