[Luckyus]

Subject: Golf and the dentist​

The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 am tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already...I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”

The dentist thought to himself, “Well, well, how about that, at last a golfer with real balls!!”

So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said,


“Open your mouth, honey, and show the dentist.”

 

[lozat54]

Subject: Golf and the dentist​

The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 am tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already...I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”

The dentist thought to himself, “Well, well, how about that, at last a golfer with real balls!!”

So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said,


“Open your mouth, honey, and show the dentist.”

Mmmm…do I laugh now?

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Subject: Golf and the dentist​

The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 am tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already...I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”

The dentist thought to himself, “Well, well, how about that, at last a golfer with real balls!!”

So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said,


“Open your mouth, honey, and show the dentist.”

Lol what are husbands for Hahaha

 

[suesuewawa]

Mmmm…do I laugh now?

 

[suesuewawa]

you said this was a joke?

 

[Ezzy]

Subject: Golf and the dentist​

The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 am tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already...I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”

The dentist thought to himself, “Well, well, how about that, at last a golfer with real balls!!”

So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said,


“Open your mouth, honey, and show the dentist.”

A real chauvinist, pig.

 

[Geoff8]

you said this was a joke?

Yeah a bit dry so only a half a laugh, ha

 

[suesuewawa]

No not a 'bit dry' just misogynistic'......I'm certain the dinosaurs laughing reading these jokes find them hysterical, personally I don't. They're not worth posting... and the one posted re, the high school kid and his school report.....didn't anybody else here live through the Aids crisis? Lose friends, family?

 

[BigBadfOzDave]

No, none of my friends were poofters! Get a life, lady!

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Subject: Golf and the dentist​

The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 am tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already...I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”

The dentist thought to himself, “Well, well, how about that, at last a golfer with real balls!!”

So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said,


“Open your mouth, honey, and show the dentist.”

What a Dum bastard I hope the dentist did the right thing and pulled all his teeth Hahaha

 

[Luckyus]

What a Dum bastard I hope the dentist did the right thing and pulled all his teeth Hahaha

Reading these replies I wonder if the comments would have been different if the sexes were reversed. The problem with jokes is they are bound to upset various people?.