Stranger caught with their pants down amid bizarre act on man’s doorstep
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In a bizarre and rather unsavoury incident that has left residents of a Melbourne suburb both shocked and bemused, a man returned home to find a young woman in a rather compromising position on his doorstep.
The incident, which took place in Kew, has sparked conversations about urban etiquette and the increasingly strange encounters city dwellers are experiencing.
Lynette Nimo, affectionately known as Netty, recounted the strange tale that unfolded when her husband, Azza, arrived home around 10:45 p.m. after enjoying a local footy match.
To his astonishment, he discovered a half-naked woman squatting at the entrance to their home, engaged in the act of defecating.
The sight was so unexpected that Azza was momentarily rooted to the spot, unsure of how to react to the uninvited guest.
The woman, seemingly unfazed by the intrusion on her impromptu lavatory, asked: ‘Can I have two minutes?’
With a mixture of shock and politeness, Azza retreated to the letterbox to give the stranger the time she asked for.
Moments later, the woman pulled up her pants, collected her belongings, and left the scene with a nonchalant 'bye' and a smirk, as if nothing out of the ordinary had occurred.
Netty, upon hearing her husband's tale, was incredulous.
The couple, who live in a small complex, promptly informed their landlord of the unsightly deposit left at their doorstep.
The landlord, equipped with security cameras that captured the entire episode, attended the next day to clean up the aftermath.
While the Nimos decided not to report the incident to the police, choosing instead to laugh off the peculiar event, their story quickly gained traction online, with many expressing amusement and sharing their own tales of unexpected public defecation.
It seems that Melbourne is no stranger to these incidents, with several reports over the years of individuals caught on camera relieving themselves on private property.
‘My postie took a [poop] down the side of my house. It was a huge [poop]. I was not impressed. Wish I had cameras back then,’ one person commented.
Another shared: ‘Once had a drunk girl pee next to my car in my driveway, my bedroom window was open, so I heard the drunk screaming. I stuck my head out the window and yelled, “You’re disgusting,” and she tripped.’
‘I went to the park by our house last week, and someone did this on the park bench seat,’ a third person stated.
One person asked: ‘I’m still stuck on WHY?!?’ to which Netty replied: ‘I have no idea. I think it links with the letterbox, revenge on Adam, maybe?’
The couple recalled the encounter in this video:
Source: @nnsociety.au/TikTok
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The incident, which took place in Kew, has sparked conversations about urban etiquette and the increasingly strange encounters city dwellers are experiencing.
Lynette Nimo, affectionately known as Netty, recounted the strange tale that unfolded when her husband, Azza, arrived home around 10:45 p.m. after enjoying a local footy match.
To his astonishment, he discovered a half-naked woman squatting at the entrance to their home, engaged in the act of defecating.
A man stumbled upon a woman defecating on his doorstep. Image source: Shutterstock
The sight was so unexpected that Azza was momentarily rooted to the spot, unsure of how to react to the uninvited guest.
The woman, seemingly unfazed by the intrusion on her impromptu lavatory, asked: ‘Can I have two minutes?’
With a mixture of shock and politeness, Azza retreated to the letterbox to give the stranger the time she asked for.
Moments later, the woman pulled up her pants, collected her belongings, and left the scene with a nonchalant 'bye' and a smirk, as if nothing out of the ordinary had occurred.
Netty, upon hearing her husband's tale, was incredulous.
The couple, who live in a small complex, promptly informed their landlord of the unsightly deposit left at their doorstep.
The landlord, equipped with security cameras that captured the entire episode, attended the next day to clean up the aftermath.
While the Nimos decided not to report the incident to the police, choosing instead to laugh off the peculiar event, their story quickly gained traction online, with many expressing amusement and sharing their own tales of unexpected public defecation.
It seems that Melbourne is no stranger to these incidents, with several reports over the years of individuals caught on camera relieving themselves on private property.
‘My postie took a [poop] down the side of my house. It was a huge [poop]. I was not impressed. Wish I had cameras back then,’ one person commented.
Another shared: ‘Once had a drunk girl pee next to my car in my driveway, my bedroom window was open, so I heard the drunk screaming. I stuck my head out the window and yelled, “You’re disgusting,” and she tripped.’
‘I went to the park by our house last week, and someone did this on the park bench seat,’ a third person stated.
One person asked: ‘I’m still stuck on WHY?!?’ to which Netty replied: ‘I have no idea. I think it links with the letterbox, revenge on Adam, maybe?’
The couple recalled the encounter in this video:
Source: @nnsociety.au/TikTok
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home & place it in your bin! Tie it to the lead if you have to but don't inconvenience other people because of your laziness!!!
