[Mikev]

Strange Urinal ​

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. I have seen this joke before but if you have not seen it,
you get a good laugh at the end.
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon surgery, as the woman laid her duck on the table the surgeon took out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest, after a few minutes the surgeon shook his head and said , I am sorry, but your duck Cuddles has passed away, the distressed woman wailed are you sure? yes, I am sure said the vet. your duck his dead. how can you be sure she said you have not done any testing on him and he might be in a coma or something, the vet rolled his eyes, turned around and went out the room, he returned a bit later with a black labrador retriever the ducks owner looked on in amazement, the dog put his paws on the table and sniffed the duck all over, then shook his head,, the vet took him out of the room and returned with a cat, he put it on the table the cat went round the duck sniffing as he went and then shook its head. the vet took it out the room and when he arrived back, he went too his desk to make out his bill which came to $150 dollars, the woman was amazed, you are charging me $150 just to tell me my duck his dead. the vet said if you had listened to me at the beginning it would have only cost you $20 but with the lab report and the cat scan it is $150.

 

[Brassmonkey1938]

Pissing in the wind?

 

[Viellarde]

Accommodates the tall and the short?

 

[Reet]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. I have seen this joke before but if you have not seen it,
you get a good laugh at the end.
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon surgery, as the woman laid her duck on the table the surgeon took out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest, after a few minutes the surgeon shook his head and said , I am sorry, but your duck Cuddles has passed away, the distressed woman wailed are you sure? yes, I am sure said the vet. your duck his dead. how can you be sure she said you have not done any testing on him and he might be in a coma or something, the vet rolled his eyes, turned around and went out the room, he returned a bit later with a black labrador retriever the ducks owner looked on in amazement, the dog put his paws on the table and sniffed the duck all over, then shook his head,, the vet took him out of the room and returned with a cat, he put it on the table the cat went round the duck sniffing as he went and then shook its head. the vet took it out the room and when he arrived back, he went too his desk to make out his bill which came to $150 dollars, the woman was amazed, you are charging me $150 just to tell me my duck his dead. the vet said if you had listened to me at the beginning it would have only cost you $20 but with the lab report and the cat scan it is $150.

Very good!

 

[Crestwood 96]

Don't you just love it

 

[Ivory]

Did you miss a wee bit of education? Don’t pee into the wind

 

[ronaldwally0]

It is a hand dryer you clown

 

[ronaldwally0]

It is a hand dryer you clown

 

[Viellarde]

It is a hand dryer you clown

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