[Skipton]

Stones!​

A soccer hooligan is charged with disorderly conduct and assault after a match.
The arresting officer states that the accused had thrown
something into the river not far from the stadium.
“What exactly did the accused throw into the river?” the judge asks.
“Stones, sir,” the officer replies.
The judge is confused. “Well, that’s hardly an offense, officer.”
“It was in this case, sir,” the officer explains.
“Stones was the name of the referee.”

 

[Littleboy8]

 

[Dennis]

The ground of my football team Nottingham Forest is at the side of the River Trent, Last season 4 of the refs. at home games should have finished in the river.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Silly book titles. The Rain Forest. by Teresa Green.

 

[UNIT1000]

good one did he wisel

 

[Mrs Robyn]

The ground of my football team Nottingham Forest is at the side of the River Trent, Last season 4 of the refs. at home games should have finished in the river.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Silly book titles. The Rain Forest. by Teresa Green.

I do enjoy your morning puns, Dennis.

 

[Dennis]

I do enjoy your morning puns, Dennis.

Thank you Mrs. Robyn It gives me pleasure to send them, some are a bit weak but as the saying goes you have to take the bad with the good. Cheers Dennis.

 

[Crestwood96]

Well State of Origiin last night, the ref wasn't taking any crap from either side .He was fair.