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Stiff Competition​

Snow white, superman and Pinocchio were walking down the street:
Whilst they were walking down the street they
came across a sign advertising for the most beautiful
woman in the world with a prize of $2,000.
Snow white thought. "I’m going to enter this."
Further down the street they came across another contest.
This time it was for the world’s strongest man.
Again the prize was for $2,000. Superman said.
"I’m going to enter this and win a £1,000."
Down on the next block was another contest for
the world’s biggest liar and Pinocchio said.
"I’m going to enter this and win myself a $2,000."
A couple of hours later they all meet up and
they asked each other how did they go.
Snow white was happily waving $2,000 in the air she won.
They asked Superman how he went and he showed
them his $2,000 cash he had won too.
They asked Pinocchio how he went.
He turned around and said, “Who the Hell is Anthony Albanese?"..........