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Step On It

Noah and Frank left a bar after a long night of drinking, jumped into Noah’s car and Noah started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly.

Frank screamed, "Look at the window. There's an old ghost's face there!"
Noah sped up but the old man's face stayed in the window.
Frank rolled his window down partway and, scared out of his wits, said, "What do you want?"

The old man softly replied, "You got any tobacco?"
Frank handed the old man a cigarette, yelled, "Step on it," to Noah and quickly rolled up the window.

A few minutes later they calmed down and started laughing again.
Noah said, "I don't know what happened, but don't worry we're doing 80 now."

All of a sudden there was a light tapping on the window and the old man reappeared.
"There he is again," Frank yelled.
He rolled down the window and shakily said, "Yes?"
"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asked.
Frank threw a lighter out the window and said to Noah, "Step on it!"

Noah floored it, and going about 100 miles an hour they tried to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there came some more tapping.

"Oh my God! He's back!" Frank rolled down the window and screamed, "WHAT NOW?" The old man gently replied, "You want some help getting out of the mud?"
 

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