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STAYING OUT LATE
STAYING OUT LATE
Two married, men, are chatting over a beer at the club when the one turns to the other and says,
“Ýou know Todd, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after drinking, I turn the headlights off before I enter the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I remove my shoes before I go into the house. I sneak up the stairs and undress in the bathroom. I ease cautiously into bed, but STILL, my wife wakes up and yells at me for staying late.
Todd looks at him and says, ‘Well Dave, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach…
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the stairs, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into the bed, slap her on the butt and say, ‘You ready for some sex, I am?’… and she always acts like she’s sound asleep!”
