[Luckyus]

Startled Driver​

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question, gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, he stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab.



Then, the shaking driver said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me..."

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver, he said "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."


The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault, today is my very first day driving a cab.


I've been driving a hearse for 25 years..."

 

[Geoff8]

Startled Driver​

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question, gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, he stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab.



Then, the shaking driver said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me..."

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver, he said "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."


The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault, today is my very first day driving a cab.


I've been driving a hearse for 25 years..."

Too funny lol

 

[Stinker]

Love it! never laughed so much for a while.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Startled Driver​

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question, gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, he stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab.



Then, the shaking driver said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me..."

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver, he said "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."


The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault, today is my very first day driving a cab.


I've been driving a hearse for 25 years..."

Goodness, I'd be absolutely terrified too

 

[Gazman]

Startled Driver​

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question, gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, he stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab.



Then, the shaking driver said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me..."

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver, he said "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."


The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault, today is my very first day driving a cab.


I've been driving a hearse for 25 years..."

Beware of the undead!

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Startled Driver​

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question, gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, he stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab.



Then, the shaking driver said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me..."

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver, he said "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."


The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault, today is my very first day driving a cab.


I've been driving a hearse for 25 years..."

Lol did the driver think one of his dead passengers woke up from the dead Hahaha

 

[Dennis]

you may have heard this one before but the Taxi one reminded me of it, this man was taking a short cut through the cemetery when he heard noises in front of him which gave him a bit of a chivers so he proceeded very slowly until he came across a man digging at a grave, he said why are you working this late at night , the chilling answer came back they spelt my name wrong

 

[Noraya]