[BruceAnderson]

Stand Closer. It’s Shorter Than You Think!​

 

[Gazman]

Got to admit it, if you have to use a public loo there's usually pee all over the floor. At the old Claremont Speedway (RAS Showgrounds) in Perth, the men's in fowl house corner were so bad, most people went around the back. Heaven help anyone needing to do number twos. Just quietly it had no lighting, pitch black and urine everywhere!

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a person who fixes bicycle horns? One's motto "is Be Prepared" and the others is Beep Repaired.